free piece of linguine
Enter your address if you want for The Avocado Papers to send you a piece of uncooked linguine. It doesn't cost anything. The Avocado Papers won't sell or give your address to anyone else, or use it for anything except for the linguine-sending.
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frequently asked questions
Q: Is this real?
Q: What would I do with one piece of linguine though?
A: Maybe eat it. The Avocado Papers includes a recipe for a very small amount of Bolognese sauce with every linguine shipment. Or you could stick it in a frame and hang it above your mantel, if you have a mantel.
Q: How is it shipped?
A: First-class mail in a #10 (business-size) envelope.
Q: So not in a padded envelope or small box or like suchlike?
Q: Sounds like it might arrive in several pieces.
A: It might. It depends.
Q: Yeah... Hey, how do I know The Avocado Papers won't sell my address to someone or whatever?
A: "The Avocado Papers won't sell or give your address to anyone else, or use it for anything except for the linguine-sending." That's a direct quote; see above.
Q: Right but what if I don't trust The Avocado Papers?
A: Then don't order the linguine.
Q: Maybe what if I entered a fake mailing address or something.
A: Then the linguine would never reach you though.
Q: Okay... But so this is real though?
A: Asked and answered but yes.
Q: Maybe I'll order some. How long before it arrives?
A: Like a week or two.
Q: That's a long time, a week or two.
A: Then don't order it.
Q: Says it comes with a recipe.