The following situation-specific, outgoing voicemail messages are
available for download, free of charge. This is another example of a free thing that The Avocado Papers makes
available to you, free, at no charge. (Each message also comes with its own free "beep" at the end, also free.)
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Daniel: In Chicago. |
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John: Generic (contains profanity). |
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Pampered Whiskers: Please leave message. |
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Eugene: Will not be home in future. |
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Nick: Please leave message. |
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Jeffrey: Back after 3:00, Please leave message. |
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Jonathan: Don't check messages, please call cell. |
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Denny: In Chicago/Detroit (with dates). |
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Bill and Janine: Away, please leave message (with dates). |
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Debbie: Please leave message. |
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Fernandez Residence: Please leave message. |
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Helen: Please leave message. |
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Bill: Please leave message. |
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Dave: Please leave message (bungalow already rented). |
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Bill and Susan: Please leave message. |
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Glenda: In Phoenix until Thursday. |
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Bob and Brittney: Away until June, 2012. |
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Hairmitage: Please leave message (with business hours). |
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McCullough Residence: Please leave message, back Monday. |
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Fucky Williamson: Please leave message. |
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Nancy: Away until 1972, please leave message. |
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Roy: Away, please leave message. |
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Jeanine: Please leave message. |
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Midtown Florist: please leave message (with office hours). |
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Phil: in Armonk, please leave message. |
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Thurman Residence: Generic (contains profanity). |
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Thompson Residence: Please leave message (audible baby sounds). |
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John Williams, Quad State Interactive: Please leave message (with emergency alternative). |
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Susie: Visiting Jason in prison, please leave message. |
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Jill: Please leave message. |
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Hendrickson Residence: Away, please leave message (with date of return). |
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Dr. Harrison: Please leave message (with emergency number). |
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Shithead residence: Please leave a message. |
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(Anonymous): Away until August 26th. |
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Bill and Pippy: please leave message. |
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Shirley Fontaine: Please leave message. |
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Phillips Residence: Away, please leave message (note: dates are in past). |
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Liz: Please leave message. |
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Jackson Household: Please leave message. |
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Ben: Please leave message (with stern leave-phone-number reminder). |
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Lisa: At the lake, please leave message or call lake. |
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Johnson Residence: Please leave message. |
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Midtown Pest Control: Please leave message. |
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Jim: Don't check messages, please call cell. |
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McCoys: Please leave message. |
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Phyllis Richardson: Please leave message. |
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MacArthur Residence: Please leave message. |
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North Jersey Auto Sales: Please leave a message. |
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Copyright © 2007 Steve Schneider. All rights reserved. |
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