archived features
Ron Bork: The Complete Diaries October, 2010
Opening Paragraphs For Sale July, 2008
Spring Chicken, Summer Squash: Trailer October, 2008
A Moleskine Hack June, 2008
Is Your Refrigerator Working For You? May, 2007
Schedule For Tomorrow January, 2007
Yum! December, 2006
Free Outgoing Voicemail Messages December, 2006
Hubris, Part II November, 2006
Kiss And Hell: Misadventures In L'amour June, 2004 A guest contribution by Siân Killingsworth.
Still Life With Bad Apples May, 2004
Where's the Outrage? May, 2004
Nineteen Different Ways To Say "Woohoo, You Go Girl!" April, 2004
Sixteen Words August, 2003
Colin Powell Needs A Hug April, 2003 A guest contribution by Delia Coleman.
How To Avoid Cloudy Thinking March, 2003
Frequently Asked Questions About Americans February, 2003
E-mail Is A Fun Way To Keep In Touch With Friends And Associates October, 2002
How To Use A Computer Monitor To Keep The Sun Out Of Your Eyes September, 2002
How Not To Get Something Published In The New Yorker May, 2002
Psychopharmilogicats August, 2001 A guest contribution by James Edgar Poague Bell, illustrations by Richard Agerbeek.
Hubris March, 2001
Steve Schneider Interviews Himself December, 2000
Cat-Fur Sandwich (Radio Edit) November, 2000
Experiments September, 1997
No-Armed Bandit November, 1996
Tranimation July, 1996
A Novel May, 1996
