Clock #29 Their moon was cardboard, fragile; it was very apt to fray.
Twenty Trillion Stories You Haven't Read Yet It’s yrev, very good to see you again, old friend.
New Music, In Brief This isn't very authentic.
Janine in Los Angeles Three Unicorns in company sailing in the noonday sun will speak.
Ron Bork: The Complete Diaries I'm a massage therapist, so I hate to see garbage on the beach.
Sprint Chicken, Summer Squash: Trailer That's ghetto sugar, Dad...
Opening Paragraphs For Sale I don't suppose you would remember me, but I used to follow you back in sixty-three.
A Moleskine Hack I lived with them on Montague Street.
Free Piece of Linguine Don't miss out on this; you've missed out on so much already.
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