In Denial, Part II Dick Laurent is dead.
Clock #29 I'm a massage therapist, so I hate to see garbage on the beach.
Twenty Trillion Stories You Haven't Read Yet It’s yrev, very good to see you again, old friend.
New Music, In Brief I never knew you: you were a roller-skater.
Free Piece of Linguine Don't miss out on this; you've missed out on so much already.
Archived Features The Avocado Papers operate at 1000% all the time, forever. The resulting archives are vast.
Laugh Track The laugh track is turned ... But there's a switch. It's so easy to use, seriously. Seriously, let's go check it out. It's like a switch.
Contact The Avocado Papers They would be so touched to hear from you. For real.